List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:
- GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
- BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
- THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
- MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
- RELEASE THE RIVER
you forgot one
- A SWORD DAY… A RED DAY… AND THE SUN RISES
Nick Breckon and Andrew Grant need to be stopped.
This is so not chill
I’m only half way through and my heart has been ripped out.