undir-jokli:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

you forgot one

  • A SWORD DAY… A RED DAY… AND THE SUN RISES
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Aug 29 21:49 ( 1679 )

Nick Breckon and Andrew Grant need to be stopped.

Aug 29 21:37

FUck

Aug 29 20:26

I’m fucking crying oh god this is so painful

Aug 29 20:13 ( 1 )

What the fuck…

WHAT THE FUCK

Aug 29 20:10 ( 1 )

This is so not chill

Aug 29 19:42

I’m only half way through and my heart has been ripped out.

Aug 29 19:30
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